My Dearest Britney,

Congratulations on the birth of Sean Preston. I am not lying when I say I am truly happy for you. I wish you and the new baby boy (whom I still have not received emailed pictures) only the best that life has to offer. I'm sure he resembles his mother and is quite the handsome boy instead of his irresponsible father who already has too many children that he has ditched over the past couple of years. I hope you are ready for a life of raising that child on your own - just a prediction.

I have done some extensive thinking lately and I feel that we are drifting apart. I know that with your marriage you have less and less time for me and I think that we need to finally call it quits. I hope we can both act like responsible mature human beings and go our separate ways. I wish this could be easier for me to say but I hope that you take it well and realize that I will always love you and deep down will always have a special place in my heart for you. But despite this, I can no longer keep hoping that things will change between us and that they will once again be how they used to be.

I know what the tabloids are going to think when they read this letter and I want them to know that while I still care for you, I have indeed moved on and found someone else. She is just as beautiful as you think you are but she talks publicly about sex far less than you do. She also hides her growing belly and other body parts better than you ever did. By the time you read this, the posters and cardboard cutouts of you are already gone (calendar is up for 3 more months of 2005 - has my vacation schedule written on it) and you will no longer have a visual effect around me during my day to day activities.

Someday you will find the urge to call me just to hear my voice but I will not be waiting by the phone. Feel free to leave a message and I will try to get back to you when I can.

My mother still says hello and thinks you were good for me but she realizes how much happier I am now that I've moved on. I hope someday you will realize what we could have had but you caused us to lose. I'm sorry for doing this, but it's entirely for the best.

All my love,

Adam

Song of the Day - Mötley Crüe - Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) - Yes, this is dedicated to you Britney. It expresses how I'm feeling inside right now. I also suggest you to not listen to How Am I Supposed To LIve Without You by Michael Bolton or We Can Work It Out by The Beatles. Another good one for you would be I Will Survive (either the original Gloria Gaynor or the kicka$$ Cake version). Perhaps you could do another remake of an older classic.... but that's Your Prerogative.

Video of the Day - A couple of movies I could suggest for you Britney - Sideways or Little Black Book are both cute and deal with breakups. Or even Swingers - "Sometimes it still hurts, you know how it is. Every day it hurts a little less and then one day you wake up and the pain is gone."

Webpage of the Day - Hoodoo Magic Spells for causing a couple to break up. Perhaps someone used it on us. Perhaps it was just you. Either way, this stuff's kind of weird and worth a look.