30 Random Thoughts

1. Katie Holmes will make a much cuter pregnant woman than Britney did. Sorry Britney- call me!
2. Muppets aren't nearly as entertaining without Jim Hensen.
3. I really hate the Yankees, Duke Basketball, the Lakers, the Packers, and of course THE HAWKEYES!!! THEY SUCK!
4. How come the Queen gets all the ultimate power in chess? And the King moves one spot at a time. Dang N.O.W.;)
5. How many of the ghosts from Pac-Man can YOU name? I have 3 of the 4... can't ever remember the one that doesn't rhyme with the others.
6. Why do I chew on pens all the time. I have the best metal Viagra pens from my brother that I use since I can't chew on them.
7. More cities need to control stop lights like Tucson - they let the left turn folks go at the END of the sequence. Works better I think.
8. We need a hypnotist show in Rochester. I'm usually good entertainment for everyone at those things. Someone figure out how to get one to Conservative, USA.
9. I think Rush might very well be the worst band EVER! Smashmouth is also there with them. Note that the name Rush could also be associated with the biggest idiot ever given a microphone.
10. My most commonly miss-spelled word is definitely "definitely" - thank the nerds of the world for spell check!
11. Wish I would have paid more attention in Biology class. I think conversations with random cute girls about medicine are much more beneficial than discussing computers and "nano-meter" technology.
12. I could live a year off of gummy candy and pepsi.
13. I don't have enough money to run for president nor would most of you vote for me I think. I seriously would love to be president some day. Only after my stint as CEO of IBM. My mom would vote for me but I think she'd be the only person in my family that would.
14. There are too many pictures of my butt or me having obscene gestures for me to ever run for public office.
15. I'm still worried that my younger nephew Al pointed to a picture of Donald Trump on the computer and said "Look mama, Uncle Adam". Has it been that long since I've seen the little tigers?
16. I need an oil change when i get back. The Trailblazer keeps me happy as long as I keep her happy.
17. I grew out a goatee since it was supposed to cool off but it's 82 degrees here and I hate facial hair when it's hot. Need to trim it when I get home.
18. Sprint has the worst customer service of any company I've dealt with.
19. My great-grandmother will be 97 I think in a couple of months. I will be pissed if I live 97 years on this earth but I thank God for her longevity.
20. I always thought Janet Jackson gave a shoutout to "Minneapolis" in her song Escapade but can't dispute that from what I can find on lyric webpages, they never say what she says there (about 75% through the song)
21. I no longer eat at McDonalds after the movie Super Size Me - that and the fact that they only have Coca-cola
22. You can rent an island in Fiji for $250,000 per week. I should go ask for a raise.
23. I can't snap - never have been able to. I make up for it with my ability to whistle like a canary.
24. Contra might be the greatest video game ever made.
25. I have been told I should go on the Apprentice because I have the most random skills and abilities. It's an interesting thought but I don't kiss up well. Especially to someone that my nephew thinks I resemble.
26. It should be required for ANYONE to pass a written exam (with short answer and essay) before they are allowed to have kids. Note that this would not affect 99% of you reading.... .only the stupid people that are horrible parents
27. How many of you are wondering who the 1% of you reading are that qualify as "stupid people"
28. I saw a Lindsay Lohan calendar at the mall a couple of weeks ago for 2006. It was her red hair "normal frame" days when she looked cute.
29. I still believe in a form of Karma even though I am not Hindu. So behave now or pay later:)
30. Is anyone actually still reading these? YA LOST YET?

Funny thing is I wrote all 30 of these within probably 15 minutes. My random thought generator is in high gear today for some reason.

Song of the Day - My coworker in Burlington hooked me up with some Guster for the day. They're a good band that reminds me of Bare Naked Ladies (older stuff from Gordon and Pirate Ship) and some mid to late 80s REM. Back when they were drugged up and happy all the time, not sober and mellowed out and not politically active because they're pissed off. I recommend it to anyone that likes good music.

Video of the Day - This is AWESOME!!! The Contra reference in #24 above reminded me of this clip where a guy completes all of Contra in 12 minutes. I can do it in one guy but I'm one of "those guys" that kills everything along the way. I bet I can do it under 20 minutes but the guy can really smoke through the waterfall level. I'm impressed. I'll time it when I get home. WARNING- LARGE DOWNLOAD SO MIGHT TAKE A WHILE BUT WORTH ALL 12 MINUTES.

Webpage of the Day - This is ridiculous. Woman kicked off a plane flight because of her shirt. I would have loved to have been in her position and started a great "discussion" with whomever was objecting to her BRILLIANT shirt. That's all I will say today!

HAVE A GREAT DAY! I'M LEAVIN..... ON A JET PLANE... BE HOME BY TEN-O'CLOCK A-M