Shenanigans

Some bad news for one of my readers this morning.... In the ongoing world of Hollywood last minute weddings, for marriages that last a year or less - PAM ANDERSON is getting married (again) to KID ROCK. I know, most of you are as confused as I am because they were engaged, then she broke it off to run back to Video Star Tommy Lee, but now she's getting married to Kid Rock.... in like 2 weeks supposedly. So sorry, Eddie.... she'll probably be single within the year. Now you can join the rest of us that have had to sit by and idly watch our dream women marry idiots.... Like my Britney, Pitzen's Katie, and now your Pam.

IBM posted profit (as announced yesterday) for our 2nd Quarter (YAY!). We even beat out expectations but I'm sure our stock will still find a way to fall. I hate Wall Street - bunch of pansies that make too much money but control too much of Corporate America. When do the oil companies announce their newest record profit for the 6th quarter in a row?

I'll probably jinx them, but the Atlanta Braves are on a tear as of late! They've won 7 straight games, have scored 10 or more runs in the past 5 games (tie-ing a MLB record) and hopefully will be above .500 by next week! They're back in the hunt for a wildcard bid which might actually prove to be the better path based on history. The Twins are still making a run as well - they're less than 10 back of the Tigers, 6 behind the White Sox. Go Twins and Go Braves!!

And College Football talk has begun (Aug 31st at home vs. Toledo starts the Cyclones tear to a BCS game this year). ISU returns 9 offensive starters (including hopefully a healthy Stevie) and 4 defensive starters (we lost 2 more to drugs and 'roids I think but gained a transfer from Michigan State). Unfortunately we still have Culbertson who misses the field goals when we need them. The joy of ISU football. 9 of the 12 games are against teams that went to a bowl game, which is an overrated stat since 75% of college football teams can go to a _____.com bowl). At Iowa and At Texas in weeks 3 and 4, September could be a rough month for us. GO CLONES!!!

Song of the Day - Some classic GreenDay this morning on the drive in.... Time of Your Life which is a good song now that it's not overplayed as radio stations have a tendancy to do with GreenDay (Take Wake Me Up.... for instance).

Video of the Day - I need to go buy SuperTroopers this weekend. That's a well done movie (meow), that makes me laugh (meow) everytime I see it. I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!! The guys from Broken Lizard have a new movie called Beerfest coming out - should be good!


Webpage of the Day - Yet another way for Rochester to make National Headline news..... 14 foot inflatable sheep missing - it wasn't me but I wish I'd have thought of that!